Strike 1 was the Santa clock, Strike 2 is the motion activated snowman, strategically placed near the front door. This happy little snowman stands about 3' high holding a lighted wreath. You can record your own festive message which is set off by its motion detector. I envisioned "Merry Christmas", "Ho, Ho, Ho" or even "Welcome to our home". My mistake was allowing Grady to record the message ... so now the first thing anyone hears as they enter the house is Grady's dulcet tones telling them to "Fuck Off". One of the dogs noticed it today - Sid had gleefully added the batteries much to Rob's dismay - so for 20 minutes all we heard was "Bark, Bark, Bark", followed by "Fuck Off" as Ren tried to attack it. All my children inherited my weird and warped sense of humour, so while Sid and I are convulsed in laughter, Rob is doing a slow burn in the kitchen. Just wait until Strike 3.
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